ANNOUNCEMENT - We’ll be doing a podcast (hosted by Liz & Lindi) at 5:30pmEST/10:30pmUK. We’ll post the link to tune in on our Twitter at 5:30pmEST so make sure you are following us at @TeamTSD. This is meant to be a fun chat to get pumped up about the return of The Vampire Diaries tonight at 8:00pmEST. We’ll be talking about things like ‘The Perks Of Being A Vampire’, ‘What TVD Taught Me’ & ‘Predictions For Season 4’. Hopefully, we can bring you some laughs and get you ready for the premiere tonight. Of course we’ll be chatting and answering questions as well. Hope you’ll be joining us. :) Follow @TeamTSD on Twitter to stay tuned in.

- Oh and the chat will be archived on Twitcam so if you miss it, you can watch it later. We’ll post that info here and on Twitter after the chat is complete.



I think Elena is going to be needing to adopt this attitude in TVD Season 4. Day drinking with Damon? I sure hope so.

I think Elena is going to be needing to adopt this attitude in TVD Season 4. Day drinking with Damon? I sure hope so.


It goes without saying that I’m going to be freaking the fuck out before, during and after the premiere on October, 11th. Here are some things that will most likely happen while I’m watching 4x01. Oh, and remember, friends don’t judge.

-          Spitting my wine out across the room every time something crazy and unbelievable happens… so, maybe like 10 times in the hour. I’ll have my carpet cleaner handy.

-          Screaming at the top of my lungs during every commercial break because my mind was just blown into a million pieces and I can’t even comprehend what just happened. I hate commercial breaks by the way. No! I don’t want to know what Colgate can do for my teeth. I want to watch vampire love triangles and witches doing spells for crying out loud! Get out mah face!

-          Crying like a little baby every time Stefan or Damon put on their Elena-induced brooding/hurt facial expressions. Freaking Elena! Stop messing with their emotions and just date them both already. They won’t mind. I promise. See: Katherine/Damon/Stefan love triangle of 1864. They were cool with it. #winwin

-          Crossing my fingers super tight every time Bonnie tries to cast a spell to save someone’s life and therefore risks her own life in the process. Here’s to hoping she’s got a double roll of toilet paper handy this season because I have a feeling the bloody noises will be a ’flowing.

-           Puking all over myself every time someone is about to be murdered/injured/kidnapped by an original, a vampire hunter or some other enemy that we don’t even know about yet. Leave my fucking vampire family alone! It’s just really upsetting, ok?

-          Hyperventilating when the Klaus/Tyler/Caroline scene comes on TV. I’ll be freaking the fuck out when this shit goes down. I don’t care how creepy it is; I hope Klaus and Caroline get it on while he’s in Tyler’s body. The fact that this is completely and utterly immoral, unethical & probably illegal in some states doesn’t bother me. #sorrynotsorry

-          Throwing my Cheese-Its at the TV screen whenever Elena tries to do the ‘right thing’ which puts herself and everyone else in danger causing Damon and Bonnie to have to risk their lives to save her and fix what she’s done. UGH! Get your life together Elena. You better wise up as a vampire honey child.

-          Jumping up and down and cheering whenever anyone gets their ass kicked by Damon, Elena, Stefan, Caroline or any of the other vampires that I love. I can’t wait to see Elena become a freaking BAMF and beat some people up. I want to see her deck Rebekah right in the face. *BAM!* “That’s for ruining Matt’s car and sending him to the hospital. He doesn’t have health insurance you bitch!” #girlfight

-          Lying in a heap of my own tears, vomit and spilled wine trying to breathe and process the last hour while wondering how the hell I’m going to survive until next Thursday at 8pm. Shit!!!!

It’s a rough life being a TVD fan, but it’s worth it. ;) Leave your comments about how flipping excited you are for October 11th! This hell of a hiatus is almost over!!! WOOOHOOO!

Until next time…



Supernatural Season 8 Premiere: We Need to Talk About Kevin

Ok guys, I know this is really late, but as you know TeamTSD just got caught up on Supernatural. You should be impressed because I literally watch seven seasons in a month. Actually, I don’t know if that’s sad or impressive? Regardless, let’s get down to the dirty deets:

Holy White Snake! I have never been so excited to see flannels, torn Abercrombie jeans and listen to classic rock. The boys are BACK! Literally, Dean just got back from Purgatory. Meanwhile, Sam was…hanging with his dog? Da fucque?! Let’s break down this episode.

1.      SPN is getting back to its roots. The series creator and writers promised that this season would get back to the original storytelling of Supernatural. Being that I watched seasons 1-3 like two weeks ago, I can already see the parallels. The first seasons of SPN told a new story every episode, with a season-long main story always in the background. I like it better this way, because it provides more adventure and variety to the series. I also like how dark this episode was. The Winchester brothers deal with some pretty scary shit, and it is a horror series, so some blood and guts is expected. They also referenced season 1 (bringing up their Mom and Jessica), so you can tell the writers are literally laying the groundwork for a back-basics-season. LOVE IT.

2.      Sam and Dean’s tension. So Dean is a little pissed that Sammy took a step back from hunting and tried to live a normal life. Can you BLAME the guy? Literally everyone in his life disappeared and/or died like all at once. I actually think it was strong of him to even try to move on. Most people would take the brooding route and kill everything in sight. As I mentioned before, I watched the first seasons like two weeks ago, so I remember how Sam was in the early days. He was just a sweet doe-eyed puppy that just wanted to kill the yellow-eyed man and live a normal life. Dean wanted that for him, too. I like how the writers steered off the “Same saves Dean, Dean saves Sam” path. It mixed things up a little bit. It also made things a bit more realistic. Sometimes, you just have to get shit done yourself. Or, in Deans case, sometimes you have to break yourself out of Purgatory. That may mean making alliances with the unexpected. Which brings me to my next point…

3.      The weird vampire guy from Purgatory. OK, so I sort of like this guy (Benny), but he also gives me the creeps. Reasons why I like him: he got Dean out of Purgatory. Well, that’s only one reason. ANYWHO. Reasons why I don’t like him: he calls Dean like a creepster and he’s a fracking demon. Soul-less people tend to be evil with malicious intentions, and I think Dean knows that. DUH. The only reason Dean was cordial with this guy was because they needed each other to get out of Purgatory. Now, it is like Dean is walking on eggshells like this guy’s going to blow a gasket. I am not sure what evil intentions lie with this dude, but I don’t think it will be in Dean’s favor. We’ll have to wait and see where this takes us.

4.      Kevin. Well someone’s all grown up! Staying consistent with the “everyone was on their own” theme, the premiere showed us that Kevin can take care of himself. Sammy gave a big middle finger to hunting and everyone/thing included with it, so it forced Kevin to take matters into his own hands. I’d say he did pretty well for himself, aside of the fact that his girlfriend got her neck snapped. Sorry kid, when the “King of Hell” is chasing you, shit like that is bound to happen. At least you didn’t see your girlfriend burn to a crisp on the ceiling (Sam). Kevin also had some interesting news to share with the Winchester Boys about a tablet that talks about…

5.      Closing the Gates of Hell. BITCH SAY WHAT?!?! I’d say we have our storyline for season 8. Closing the Gates of Hell would put every demon/monster/evil piece of shit away and gone for good. Dare I say it-does that mean we are being set up for SPN’s final season?! I don’t even want to go there just yet. Regardless, this is some serious news and Sam and Dean drove off with Kevin to plan their next move.

6.      Crowley. Dang you, evil King of Hell! I still don’t understand why he couldn’t stop them all from driving away in the infamous Impala with a *snap*, but I understand it was for cinematic purposes. ANYWAYS, we now know that Crowley is back and ready to be the big bad again in season 8. What tricks he has up his sleeve we will have to find out. My prediction, though, is that Crowley will enlist in the help of the “weird vampire guy from Purgatory” (Benny) to get to Dean and crew. He is pretty pissed off that the tablet has slipped through his hands for the SECOND time thanks to Kevin. I have to say, I am pretty impressed that Kevin tricked Crowley and crew with his “destroying demons” spell. Props to you, prophet boy!

7.      Dealing with Demons. Internal ones, that is. What we saw in this episode was a lot of blood and guts, as well as Sam and Dean suffering internally. Sam is obviously dealing with some kind of doggie depression, and Dean is dealing with the crazy shit he had to endure in Purgatory. Don’t get me wrong, TeamTSD has three dogs and we totally get how they can TEAR. YOU. UP. However, I think Dean may be going down a darker path than Sam and his broken heart. Dean is having some pretty messed up flashbacks, and I think it’s only a matter of time before they start to eat away at what’s left of his humanity. Anyone that calls Purgatory “pure” has some demons of their own to deal with. At least he finally got a burger and fries, which brought on his first smile of the season.

8.      Castiel. We know from (spoiler alert) that our fav angel will be back in season 8, starting with a flashback in episode 2. I don’t care what happens; just give me my Cas back!

What do you guys think? Will Supernatural get back to its roots in season 8? I am anxious to see the results, and I think the premiere kicked off with a bang. Leave your comments, hookahs!

Top Quotes from the Season 8 Premiere:

“I was knee deep in God’s armpit killing monsters.” –Dean

“You know the rules! You don’t take joint from a guy named Don and no dogs in the car!” –Dean

“It’s a burger, Dean.”-Sam

“It’s a treasure.”-Dean

“Mousse! Still with the porkchops. I admire that.” -Crowley

Nina Dobrev looking fierce for a Glamour photo shoot. #badbitch

Nina Dobrev looking fierce for a Glamour photo shoot. #badbitch

How phenomenal are these Revenge cast photos by Tyler Shields? To see the whole Chromatic collection, just click the pic. Truly amazing photos.

How phenomenal are these Revenge cast photos by Tyler Shields? To see the whole Chromatic collection, just click the pic. Truly amazing photos.


Oh, for the love of all things petticoats and bouffant hair, what the hell are these things? I just stumbled upon these 1800s versions of our dear Salvatore brothers. They rendered me speechless… but only for a moment. Now we need to try to discuss these miniature-monstrosities without totally flying off the handle and punching the shit out of our computer screens.

Throw-Back Damon Salvatore: I just… I just don’t know how to put into words how I feel about this doll. Let’s start with the hair, shall we? Damon’s hair is always breezy, wispy and flowing like chocolate silk mousse that just slowly runs… whoah! Sorry. This doll’s hair looks like Damon slapped some motor oil on his hands and ran them through his hair. Did they have motor oil in the 1800s? I have no idea, and I don’t care. Why the French toast does he look so pissed? Back in the good ol’ pre-bloodsucking days, he was the happy and carefree one of the two brothers. So his dad thought he sucked at life, his brother was bopping around with his girl and that girl was drinking his blood while telling him lies about living happily ever after. So, what? That’s a small price to pay for being given the gift of being eternally hot. Don’t get me started on those freaking boots. Just cut it out with those rain boots. Cut it out right now! They are cheap, shiny black rain boots that Damon would never wear. The Salvatores were straight ballers back in the day. They wore pure man boots made of leather and other expensive shit like that. Giuseppe would be insulted. Never mind the fact that this looks NOTHING like Damon Salvatore. So you got the hair and skin color right? Congrats! Someone hit redo on this shit.

Throw-Back Stefan Salvatore: Hmmm… Stefan. Where do I start? Other than the fact that Stefan looks like Oliver Twist, I think they nailed it. NOT! Plus, don’t even get me going on those fucqueing boots again. #realtalk.  His tie looks like the scrap fabric from the clearance bin at JoAnn Fabrics. Remember the flashback episodes? They had crisp, bouffant-like ties pinned down with emerald tacks. #PURECLASS. This doll doesn’t even resemble Stefan in the slightest! This is freaking offensive. Again with the orange hair! Why are doll makers constantly turning him into a ginger? Where is the chiseled jaw and the hot ass cheek bones? Where did you put them doll makers? Were you jealous of his well-sculpted bone structure? That must be it, because I don’t even know what other excuse you could have for making him look like this and dressing him like Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.

Also, I’m not an accredited archaeologist like Elena, (remember her deductive history reasoning from the Originals cave with cryptic symbols? Right…) ANYWAYS, I am pretty sure that their outfits scream Revolutionary War and not Civil War period-esque. These guys look like the militia drifters from 1776. UGH!!

Ok, I think we need to stop before our fangs pop out and we start attacking people rocking pea-coats and shitty hair on the street. Leave your comments on these throw-back Salvatore dolls and tell us what you think. It’s just another unfortunate case of #dollfail.

xoxo, TeamTSD


OK guys, what are you wanting for the fourth season of The Vampire Diaries? More Damon or Stefan loving with newbie vamp Elena? Comment and share! #fangsout xoxo, TeamTSD


SAVE THE SUPES! I know many of you are asking, “why da fucque would you save Barbie Klaus when she tried to kill Matt and Elena?” Well, bear with us for a minute, OK? We choose to Save a Supe like this every week because every Supe deserves saving. Well, except for Daddy Klaus. We didn’t like him and he got killed in like, two episodes, so shit worked out. ANYWAYS! Let’s get down to the dirty deets as to why Rebekah Mikaelson should be saved:

Blondes rule. You all are aware of my un-dying love for Caroline, who was the only bubbly blonde on the show for a couple seasons. When they introduced Rebekah I thought I would hate her, but I love me a fun, fierce blonde that’s vulnerable to hot boys and school dances. Give the girl a break. She just got un-daggered and all she wants is to join the cheerleading squad and go to homecoming. Actually, come to think of it, she is the only cast member that actually wants to attend school rather than frolic with hot vampires all day. Props to you, girl. #booksoverboys

She gets shit on. Hard. I ain’t mad at a woman for trying to kill Elena. Let’s look at the facts: 1) Rebekah is a vampire. VAMPIRES LIKE TO KILL PEOPLE. So, we can’t be that surprised at her instinct to rip Elena’s head off. 2) Her brother has lied to her for 1,000 years about how her mom died. How would you feel if you’ve been living it up with your brother who ripped your mom’s heart out? I’d be teetering on the crazy bitch fence, too. 3) She has no friends. No, seriously, like, none. She tried to bond with Elena before the homecoming dance, but got stabbed in the back. Literally. 4) She woke up from a 90-year coma to a new world with reality television and global warming (at least she missed The Great Depression #optimism). AND her boyfriend hates her AND some doppelgänger is rocking her family heirloom. Need I go further? Like I said, step into her Louboutin’s for a second and think about where she’s coming from.

She gave Elena the best gift ever. As much as Rebekah hates Elena and tried to kill her, Elena should be grateful. Get out that thank you card, Elena, because you are about to become an immortal badass. I do not want to hear you whining about how being a vamp sucks. You don’t know what it’s like to have some stranger say you look five years older than you really are, start having to buy your Oil of Olay moisturizer with the SPF in it, or have it be illegal for you to day dream about making out with all the members of One Direction. GETTING OLD SUCKS. The only nice thing about getting old is that you can drink all the boxed wine you want without getting grounded by your parents. Actually, forget that. Because your Mom will want to drink boxed wine WITH you, and then your evenings consist of having awkward conversations with your mother over a box of chillable red. #pathetic. See? Stay young forever and be hot and fierce with all your baller status vampire friends! UGH. Rebekah, you can run me and my ex-boyfriend off of a bridge any day. #realtalk

She does a sick round-off back-hand-spring. No other description necessary. Gabby Douglas is the only other girl I’ve seen that can do that and she’s a fracking Olympic gold medalist. #boss

Despite everything she is loyal to her family. She broke down crying when Elena told her about Klaus and how he murdered their mom, but she still wants to be with him. Who’s anyone else to talk? Elena has clearly forgiven Damon for snapping Jeremy’s neck that one time. Elena was balls deep in that hotness at the Super 8 Motel. If that doesn’t scream “forgiveness” I don’t know what does. Rebekah can get a little whiny and impulsive, but at least at the heart of it she does it for all the right reasons: her family.

Alright guys, tune in and get ready, because The Vampire Diaries season four is about to start and shit will get real. Also, from the promo videos/photos it looks like Rebekah will have some fierce new extensions and a fantastic blowout. #fangsout…xoxo, TeamTSD

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